[While watching the wimbledon finals]
Mum : So Jon doesn’t have a girlfriend?
Mum : He has a brother staying at the same place?
Mum : Does he have a girlfriend?
Me : (wondering where all this is going) No.
Mum : Why are you mixing with all these fellas without girlfriends?
Me : Huh? I didn’t choose to. Why?
Mum : Cos it might be a disease. And you may get it.
Me : ???