Mum: I book you for Hokkaido next year. Auntie wants to go as well.
Mum: So got anyone to paktoh (date) with or not?
Me: There are possibilities. But not yet.
Mum: Aiyoh, you’re so kelian. (pitiful) I keep telling you to stop hanging out with bachelor friends’ to avoid being a bachelor.
Mum: Aiyah, never mind lar! Why don’t you go for girls from other races?
Me: Wah. You sure you can tahan or not? Indian?
Mum: No problem.
Mum: A bit hard lar…
Gotta love her.